A stunning display of testosterone, brown leather diapers, and buckets of blood that make squishy noises as it splatters over arrow-strewn sand and decapitated bodies. Yay! Click below for an
Epic Trailer
One of my favorite lines?
"You thweaten my people with slavery and death!"
Gerard Butler's short-lived speech impediment is adorable!
Also, Mildred and Thelma are pretty cool names. Even cooler in the year 1920 when they were the 9th and 34th most popular girl's names!
Wouldn't it be wonderful to have this many mini snowmens in your back yard? Especially if they tasted like peppermint ice cream! Yum yum yummy!
Happy November to all those U.S. Americans in our nation and, like, such as, in South Africa and everywhere like such as... the Iraq and the Asian Countries.
